tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18110016077091954322024-03-12T21:09:12.684-07:00Picchharr abhi Baaki hai dosttttttCrazy Blogger http://www.blogger.com/profile/16072651034586308624noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1811001607709195432.post-91964298473240808272017-02-01T09:20:00.001-08:002017-02-01T20:19:05.122-08:00What's Queen without her king ? Even more powerful... <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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and Rishats can’t stop pouring but Rani and her parents are just taking it
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own and that girl should have understood this but no she came back from…. What
it is called? Solo Trip ? Yes solo trip and threw the ring on my son’s face. Now
she doesn’t even talk <i>Seedhe Muh</i> <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Yes, yes I saw her in that deep neck top yesterday. Oh and also you should see
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yes, I did. She lived with four boys, don’t they have girls in Paris or what ? <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i>Haath se nikli hui ladki hai ekdum</i>, she says No to <i>Rishtas </i>. I
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She says marriage can wait, she really needs to live her life and she is just
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Actually, No, she was the one who didn’t want to marry. She had those weird
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let it be. Mrs Sharma is coming with her daughter next week, <i>unko bhi dekh
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Crazy Blogger http://www.blogger.com/profile/16072651034586308624noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1811001607709195432.post-3509556859870120462017-01-26T22:19:00.001-08:002017-01-26T22:19:13.073-08:00Dilwale Dulhaniya le aaye , now what ?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span lang="EN-US">Raj: When I got all emo to my dad and said ‘<i>Me apni poori jawaani jee chuka</i>, my dad got double emo and packed me off to Europe. I skipped the last date to apply for re-examination and now all my friends are graduate and have amazing start ups and I feel like a loser.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Raj: I flunked my final exams, actually I was the only one in the entire University who flunked.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Simran: Where did that come from ? And to answer your question , YES, he is.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Raj: Okay, I even skipped the last date for Delhi University distant learning graduation programme.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Simran: Forget that, my dad dragged me to India and didn’t even let me complete my education. All my friends are graduate and now pursuing post graduation and interning at great places.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Raj: Yeah I remember your hot friend Sheena.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Simran: I remember how shamelessly you flirted with her and I also remember how you dropped me on the floor after the song ended making me look like a fool in that sexy blue backless dress and how dare you play prank and throw water on me on next day ? That was so sexist<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Raj: Now don’t be a feminist and if I am that bad why did you fall for me?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Simran: Ahh the stupid idea of love. <i>Undekha Anjaana aane laga khayaalo</i> me and all. Besides Bollywood always told me that if a man is being mean to you, he is in love with you.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Simran: Before that Europe trip, my life was basically <i>ghar se college</i> and <i>college se ghar</i>, you know my dad.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Simran: So yeah, you were the only guy I got close to and that night when I got drunk and woke up wearing your clothes, you made me feel that you have done a huge huge favour on me by not having sex with me while I was shit drunk.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Raj: Because<i> Ek Bhartiya ladki ki izzat kya hoti hai me acchi tarah se jaanta hoon</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Simran: And what if I was white? Do you understand the meaning of consent? Being drunk doesn’t mean yes. I was so stupid, I actually bought your crap !<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Raj: You are being very mean now, do you want to say you don’t even love me now?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Simran: I do but now I think I am evolved, I know it does sound cliche but I do want to complete my studies, work and make friends and have new experiences.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Raj: True, I also need to re write my exams and join my dad’s office or maybe think of a start up.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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